Reddit Users List What America Crushes The World At, And The Answers Are Glorious

America is the greatest country on the planet, and we won't apologize for it.

As OutKick readers know, we love America at this publication. In fact, I'd challenge anyone to find a website that's more patriotic and has more patriotic people working there.

My guess is you can't do it. Nothing makes me happier than hyping up the USA, and it turns out, there are plenty of other people willing to dunk on the rest of the world.

Reddit users hype up America.

A Reddit thread explaining what America is better at than the rest of the world is blowing up, and I wouldn't be doing my job if I didn't cover it. I will never say no to covering patriotic content, and that's what this thread is all about.

Check out some of the best answers below, and let me know your thoughts at David.Hookstead@outkick.com:

  • Build aircraft carriers.
  • I’ve heard from others our air conditioning is top notch.
  • The system of National Parks.
  • National parks. The 30-year fixed rate mortgage.
  • Hollywood movies. American blockbuster movies are popular all around the world. No other countries produces movies of the same degree of spectacle and quality.
  • Thanks to one of our more badass presidents, Teddy Roosevelt, our national parks system is the gift that keeps on giving!
  • Logistics. Holy f*cking sh*t, do we do logistics well. Name your item, your point A and point B somewhere on Earth, and the United States could get it done in a day if it was so inclined. When it comes to logistics, the US military alone is the single greatest organization that has ever existed in human history. Our civilian world isn't far behind. Our freight rail is as good as our passenger rail is bad. Use the last of the coffee this morning? Amazon will have a fresh batch at your doorstep before you get back from work. (This answer is probably the most accurate. American logistics is on a level other countries can't even begin to understand).
  • The US is unmatched by anyone in the world in two things: 1 - Landing people on the moon and returning them safely to the Earth. 2 - Putting cheese like products in spray cans.
  • I'm an American living in Canada. I can tell you with no uncertainty that Americans are just better at hamburgers.
  • Soft power. No country does it as well as the US. Despite its many shortcomings, people are drawn to the US. Films, TV, music, food, it’s got such a magnetic pull.
  • Police the worlds oceans so global trade can occur, benefiting every country that wishes to participate.
  • Turning our flag into articles of clothing.
  • Live rent free in everyone's heads.
  • Armed Forces. This sounds like a brag, but seriously, the entirety of the United States military is an exercise in F*ck Around and Find out. When in doubt research the Ohio Class Nuclear Submarine and realize there are more than 10 of those out there where nobody knows.

It's pretty awesome to see people aren't afraid to praise the United States of America, and all our amazing qualities. Never apologize for loving the red, white and blue. A lot of great men died to keep this country free, and anything less than loving this beautiful place is greatly disappointing.

As for me, here's a list of quick hitters that I love about America and what we do best:

  • Badass military
  • Nuclear submarines and aircraft carriers
  • Black ops
  • Culver's
  • Light beer
  • Guns
  • Hot women in bikinis
  • Pickup trucks
  • Sports

Those are some off the top of my head, and I'm sure I could come up with more. What do you think America does better than the rest of the world? Let me know at David.Hookstead@outkick.com.

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David Hookstead is a reporter for OutKick covering a variety of topics with a focus on football and culture. He also hosts of the podcast American Joyride that is accessible on Outkick where he interviews American heroes and outlines their unique stories. Before joining OutKick, Hookstead worked for the Daily Caller for seven years covering similar topics. Hookstead is a graduate of the University of Wisconsin.