Alabama Pro-Trans Dork Argues 'You Absolutely Can' Identify As A Cat During Heated Campus Showdown

Little did I know back in 2021 when a University of Pennsylvania swimmer named Paula Scanlan contacted me to speak out about her biological male swimmer teammate Lia Thomas, that less than three years later there would lunatics on the University of Alabama campus claiming it's perfectly fine for humans to identify as cats. 

Three months after Scanlan contacted me anonymously, Thomas was standing on a podium at the 2022 NCAA Women's Swimming Championships taking home a trophy instead of biological female Riley Gaines. 

Fast-forward nearly two years and here we are with conservative students on the Tuscaloosa campus promoting a Gaines appearance only to have a "Dr. Pibb" wielding lunatic destroying their chalk art advertising Gaines' speech by dumping the "Dr. Pibb" on the chalk while declaring that it's perfectly fine for people to identify as cats. 

Folks, look at th evolution of this movement that I've laid out here. That has all happened in less than three years.

Before Lia Thomas started DESTROYING Penn swimming records – Scanlan told me about teammates who openly cried on the starting blocks because they were going to be crushed in the pool by the dude with a dong – in early December 2021, the trans movement wasn't mainstream.

When Gaines stood up in the spring of 2022, we had ourselves the first public pushback – remember, Scanlan hadn't identified herself as the 2021 source for the OutKick story because she was still in school on a liberal Ivy League campus and terrified – and Gaines became enemy No. 1 for the transG military. 

During the February showdown on the Bama campus between the transG lieutenant with a "Dr. Pibb" and the conservative students, we saw the evolution of this showdown. 

At one point in a video posted by Campus Reform, Kieghan Nangle, the President of Young Women for America (YWA) on the Alabama campus, the conservative student asks the transG militant, "So, can I identify as a cat?"

The militant pounced. 

"Yes. You can. You absolutely can. Because that’s not a f--king gender," the warrior fired back while noting using the words "real women" is "f--king transphobic." 

Whatever you say, lieutenant. 

"Don’t put transphobic s--t on the f--king ground if you don’t want it torn up," the Thomas supporter railed. "I’m going to go and uncover and f--king destroy every piece of transphobic piece of garbage you put on the f--king ground. Keep doing what you’re doing, and I’m going to keep scrubbing it out."

Seems like a nice person. 

Are you done? Guess not. 

"Transwomen are more likely to be attacked and are more likely to be hurt than f--king cisgender women who are claiming that they are. You guys are dumb. Stop putting s--t on the f--king ground," the clown continued. 

Riley Gaines speaks at an event as part of her job as the leader against dudes with dongs invading women's sports. /Imagn/USAToday

Let's address the whole identifying as a cat thing because that's suddenly all the rage these days. If you go back to last summer, I was writing about how British schools were allowing grade-school students to identify as cats, horses dinosaurs and even the moon, if the student chose to. 

Tensions were rising over one case where a teacher reportedly called a 13-year-old girl "despicable" because she dared to question a student who was identifying as a cat. This nonsense even made its way to U.S. schools where administrations had to ban students from "barking, grunting and meowing" at each other. 

When a woke Brevard County (FL) school lawyer tried to tell parents that students wore dog collars when he was in school, a parent shot back with, "They weren't trying to be a dog, though." 

That's where we stand with these weirdos who want the freedom of expression for themselves, but the minute you try to promote a Riley Gaines speech, your chalk art is destroyed. 

Just think how the New York Times, the Washington Post, MSNBC and CNN would react if a couple of good old boys dumped a bottle of chew spit on some transG chalk art on the University of Alabama campus. 

You tell me how that would've turned out in the media.