Lucky Bettor Cashes On TNF's Colts, Broncos Puke Fest
America’s nightmare Thursday was another guy’s nice payday. The Denver Broncos snatched defeat out of the jaws of victory by losing 12-9 to the Indianapolis Colts on Thursday Night Football in Week 5.
But, one lucky SoB won 10 racks at DraftKings Sportsbook by cashing this bet below:
It was one of the worst football games in recent memory. Both quarterbacks sucked. Broncos QB Russell Wilson and Colts QB Matt Ryan owe the American public time and our Amazon Prime subscription fees.
Here are some fun lowlights:
The outstanding performers were Colts PK Chase McLaughlin (four field goals), Broncos PK Brandon McManus (three field goals), Russell Wilson (two interceptions), Matt Ryan (two interceptions) and me (eating four slices of pizza and drinking seven IPAs).
Also, I don't know if the NFL can flex these Thursday Night Football games or what but something has to be done about this horseshit. Richard Sherman's postgame commentary (and PTSD) about Wilson's shitter was far more entertaining than the game itself.
But, who stuck around watching Amazon Prime after this abomination of a football game?