Woke Police Attempts To Shame Joel Klatt, Fails Miserably

A woke warrior had nothing better to do on Wednesday than to try and mask-shame Fox Sports' Joel Klatt. And as we've seen time and time again, when you go woke, you go broke. The would-be tattletale, who was brave enough to call Klatt a "jerk" from behind his keyboard, had his story debunked by Klatt himself. And in what should come as a surprise to no one, Mr. Mask Police then deleted his lie-filled tweet and his account.

"Sat next to Joel Klatt on flight to Columbus. Refuses to wear his mask over his nose despite frequent reminders from the Delta flight attendant. He just seems like a jerk. Shocking that he works for Fox Football," said Nathan Rhodes' since deleted tweet.

Just over an hour later, Klatt, who's still far from Columbus, left Rhodes searching for answers (and a new Twitter account): "That's weird...Nathan, did you know that I have never flown a Delta flight to Columbus?? I fly on United and won't be heading to CBus until tomorrow.... However, you seem like a great guy!"

The college football season is barely two weeks old, and we've already seen the fall's most lopsided victory, courtesy of the Klatt - Rhodes one-sided affair.

As Tommy from The Karate Kid would say, "Get him a body bag!"