The Best SEC Football Player Tweets

Lately, I’ve been following the Twitter accounts of several SEC college football players. My thoughts after completing this endeavor:

1. My head hurts.
2. There should be a rigorous screening process for obtaining a Twitter account.
3. Actually, wait, no there shouldn’t—because then we wouldn’t have the goldmine below.

Perhaps this is why Da'Rick Rogers -- a star below -- is hiding as he leaves jail. (That's a real picture. Seriously, real.)

So without further ado, I present to you the first installment of, “The Best Tweets of SEC Football Players Recently.” The title should be self-explanatory, so I’ll let the tweets speak for themselves (with a little commentary from me along the way when necessary):

I understand, Morgan.
 

Being a staunchly devoted athlete myself, I know how it feels to be pulled in a million different directions; everyone wanting a piece of you, everyone wanting to see more of you, then everyone asking you to please stop posting so many pictures of yourself on your MySpace. I get it, Morgan. (Slow, understanding head-nod.)
 

Right after this photograph was taken, I pulled a hammie on the way down.

That’s really me up there, back in my prime. If I were to attempt this again, bad things would happen.

“Shake it off, Frank,” Coach told me.
 

“You know what, Coach Pamela? YOU shake it off!” is what I wanted to say, ending with a right-leg herky that may or may not have taken out three of her front teeth. Instead, I took the high road and got back up again. However, as a result, I was unable to do my signature pelvic thrust-n-kick move for the next six weeks.
 

So I understand, Morgan.
 

Keep yo head up.

A real problem solver, that Da'Rick Rogers. Do you see how he took his limes and made lemonade, or something? He didn’t just sit around and continue whining about his nasty juice; he DID something about it.

He’s coo now, everyone.

Da'Rick, we’ve been over this before: you really shouldn’t make it so obvious when you’re tweeting about me. First of all, it makes Tim wild with jealousy. Secondly, it’s just uncomfortable for everyone involved. That chicken potpie I cooked for you was just a weak moment for me. Nothing more, nothing less. It was a special time, don’t get me wrong, but a time that we can longer speak of.

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Since I'm now on the Twitter beat, please send me the best Tweets you see. You can find me on Twitter here -- @hayleyfrizank