Patrick Mahomes and Travis Kelce Beat Post Malone So Badly In Beer Pong He Got Their Tattoos

If you could choose to be one person on the planet for a day, Patrick Mahomes would have to be high on if not on the top of the list. He's a Super Bowl champion, has the potential to win many more given he's just 24 years old, just signed a new contract that could be worth upwards of a half-billion dollars, and doesn't appear to have the anxious qualities that can often be drivers of greatness in others.

Clay Skipper profiled Mahomes for GQ, and one anecdote that popped out was the time that he and Travis Kelce beat Post Malone so badly in beer pong that he got their names tattooed on his arm on the spot.

As the story goes, the Chiefs had their Super Bowl parade and then serendipitously Malone was playing a concert in town that night. Mahomes got an impromptu suite, and he and Kelce went backstage before the show. They apparently beat him so badly in beer pong -- 14-15 games in a row, as Malone went though a number of partners -- that the performance was a little delayed and Malone finally had enough:

And then:

If you want to see what the tattoo looks like, it made its way to Reddit shortly after this happened.

If this pandemic lasts long enough, and frankly even if it doesn't, we should get to watch Mahomes and Kelce take on all comers in beer pong. How much would you pay to watch a World Series of Beer Pong with some of the best athletes in the world on PPV?