Johnny Depp Drops Explosive Claim About What Ex-Wife Amber Heard Left In Their Bed

Johnny Depp really let the dirt fly today in a British courtroom where he testified that his wife at the time, Amber Heard, may have once taken a dump in their marital bed as a prank. That's right, a steamer on the bed. Left a deuce for Johnny. I'm not a marriage expert, but I've been married for a decade and once you get to the part of a marriage where dumps are being left in the bed, the relationship isn't going to last very long.

Let's get to the court proceedings:

Whew, those are some explosive details. Depp isn't just fighting with The Sun over the abuse claims, but Heard's lawyers are in the mix battling it out with Johnny's team. It's a real mess, but nothing like what Johnny's claiming.

Here's where I stand on all this -- Johnny's to blame here. He probably deserved that dump. He never should've gotten married in the first place. These two had been together since 2009 and then by 2017 Amber's (allegedly) squatting out a deuce in Johnny's bed? I need the timeline filled in between these two dates. Either she's completely nuts in a fun, take her on a weekend rager kind of way, or Johnny drove her to this level of prank. I need more out of this court case to make a final decision, but at this point it's on Johnny and I'll definitely read his autobiography if it ever comes out.

In 2018 it was reported that Johnny had blown through a $650 million fortune. I need the wild man to get through this libel case against the Sun, maybe call up Eddie Murphy to see if he has any movies he can act in over a weekend and make $50 million. Then he needs to find a nice place in Traverse City, Michigan, buy a pontoon, cruise the lakes and clear his head a little bit. No ladies. Just Johnny trying to get life in order.