I (Un)Solemnly Swear: White House Aides Surprised By President Biden's Behind The Scenes Cursing

Give President Joe Biden a swear jar and the administration should have no f***ing issue finding funds for his infrastructure bills.

Despite not being known for mean tweets, Biden is still walking around the White House using language that's as colorful as a Pride flag. Aides at 1600 Penn have been stunned by Biden's rampant swearing, according to a Politico report.

Biden's lexicon includes classics like:

“F*ck them”

“What the f*ck are we doing?”

“Why the f*ck isn’t this happening?”

And one-off quips like “b*llshit,” “d*mmit,” or “f*ck."

The report claims that other folks inside the White House have found Biden's foul language to be "endearing," giving him the tone of an "everyman" — indistinguishable from blue collar Americans, like the thousands of pipeline workers he laid off in January.

Vice President Kamala Harris is reportedly a big fan of spouting "m*therf*cker," which is mostly problematic for being a gendered term.

Biden still makes the effort to retain a courtly presence before his aides after a censorship-worthy spree, per one of the White House sources.

“When he cusses around women, it is always, and I mean always, it's followed by an immediate apology,” mentioned the source. 

When pressing his assistants for answers on things like China, supply chain issues, inflation or which channel is airing The Golden Girls re-runs, Biden is known for retorting with “don't bullsh*t a bullsh*tter.”

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