Houston Drive-Thru Strip Club Opens With Two-Song Limit
It's official, Houston has a drive-thru strip club and there will be a two-song parking limit at the Vivid Cabaret where dancers will shake it in a tent while you sit there in the minivan after a Chick fil A run. It's 2020, let's get weird. Need to run out to Kroger and do a curbside? You might as well stop at Vivid before the bread run.
Or just get food at Vivid where there will be a menu featuring nachos, burgers, chicken sandwiches, jalapeno poppers, etc. The Houston Chronicle reports that the idea here is that customers order some to-go food and get a dance while they wait. Enter the two-song limit, according to GM Gino DiLollo.
You'll also be allowed to order six-packs of beer and even a bottle of Fireball. It's Houston, things are different there. I remember being in town for the Super Bowl and partying at a place that held turtle racing that was set up with stands and patrons holding slips saying which turtle they had in the race. Drive-thru strip clubs just make sense.
DiLollo says that the club is also looking at pivoting to be more like a restaurant with dancers than a bar with dancers so that the club can open up an inside operation and survive. Go grab dinner for the family