Brett Favre Channels 8 Mile Enimem Haircut To Peddle New CBD Line
I'm absolutely stunned to just now seeing Brett Favre's bad hair dye job that made its debut this weekend when Brett started promoting Green Eagle CBD products that the Pro Football Hall of Famer endorses for "effective, affordable relief from discomfort and soreness as well as exercise recovery," according to company's website.
It's great to see Brett working with a product that will show up at 3 a.m. on a Fox Sports Regional poker broadcast after you stumble in from the bar, but I can't get over the blonde dye job. It's absolutely inexcusable that Brett's hair hasn't been trending this week on Twitter.
It's like we're staring at a 1998 weed dealer's hair and I can't stop looking, wondering what brought the gunslinger to this point in life. Society was just rolling along enjoying 50-year-old salt & pepper hair Brett. Now we have Brett looking like he's about to get into an 8 Mile rap battle looking like he's about to lose himself in the music.
Brett does address his painkiller addiction on the GreenEagle website, telling people hooked on painkillers, "no matter how hard the dependency is, no matter how many times you fail, you can overcome it.”
Green Eagle states it "is the go-to source legendary NFL player Brett Favre uses and endorses for effective, affordable relief from discomfort and soreness as well as exercise recovery. All Green Eagle products made from hemp-derived CBD and are 100% THC free. Our entire product line is manufactured utilizing Nanotechnology which allows for greater absorption of our products into your body. Combined, this helps provide fast relief and quick recovery from stiffness and discomforts."
That's great and all, but someone has to answer for this dye job. Who thought it looked good? We can't have Brett walking around looking like Nick Hexum from 311 slinging cellphones at a flea market in 1997 while wearing JNCOs. This is unacceptable and someone has to step in. I need to get Troy Aikman on the line to get this settled.